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Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

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Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.

These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.

These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.

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One of Ones

A rare, single edition artwork.

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Limited Edition

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Mystery Box

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

Open Edition

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Raffles

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A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!

One of Ones

A rare, single edition artwork.

Collections

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Limited Edition

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Mystery Boxes

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

Open Edition

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Raffle

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A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!

A rare, single edition artwork.

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

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dissertation_01
dissertation_01

dissertation_01

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dissertation_01

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dissertation_02
dissertation_02

dissertation_02

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dissertation_02

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dissertation_03
dissertation_03

dissertation_03

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1
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entries
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.25

$

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Live

dissertation_03

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1
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.25

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dissertation_04
dissertation_04

dissertation_04

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1 of
1
open edition
raffle
mystery box
BIDS placed
remaining
remaining
purchased
purchased
entries
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Current Bid
Buy Now

.25 | SOLD

$

$

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dissertation_04

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1
open edition
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.25 | SOLD

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dissertation_05
dissertation_05

dissertation_05

1 of 1
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1 of
1
open edition
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mystery box
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remaining
remaining
purchased
purchased
entries
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.25

$

$

$
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Live

dissertation_05

1 of 1
Total Supply:
1
1 of
1
open edition
raffle
mystery box
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Sale Price
Sale Price
Mint Price

.25

$

$
dissertation_06
dissertation_06

dissertation_06

1 of 1
Total Supply:
1
1 of
1
open edition
raffle
mystery box
BIDS placed
remaining
remaining
purchased
purchased
entries
Accepting Offers
Reserve Price
Current Bid
Buy Now

.25

$

$

$
$
Live

dissertation_06

1 of 1
Total Supply:
1
1 of
1
open edition
raffle
mystery box
Reserve Price
Buy Now
Sale Price
Sale Price
Mint Price

.25

$

$

A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!

A rare, single edition artwork.

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

i

A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!

A rare, single edition artwork.

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

i

A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!

A rare, single edition artwork.

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!

Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

i

About
the Drop

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.

These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations

A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.

These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.

Show More
Drop Formats

Auctions

Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!

Collection

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Limited Edition

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Mystery Box

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Open Edition

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Raffle

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations
x
0

Auction

Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!

Collection

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Limited Editions

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Mystery Box

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Open Edition

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Raffle

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations
x
0

Auction

Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!

Collection

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Limited Edition

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Mystery Box

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Open Edition

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Raffles

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations
x
0

Auction

Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!

Collections

Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.

Limited Edition

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Mystery Box

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse varius enim in eros elementum tristique.

Open Edition

We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.

Raffle

Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.

Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations
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