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Professor Melonius & Professor Emeritus Pentanaux Peer-Reviewed Dissertations
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A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.
These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.
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Limited Edition
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Open Edition
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Auctions
A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!
One of Ones
A rare, single edition artwork.
Collection
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Editions
Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!
Mystery Box
Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!
Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffle
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
Auctions
A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!
One of Ones
A rare, single edition artwork.
Collection
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Edition
Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!
Mystery Box
Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!
Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffles
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
Auctions
A rare, single edition artwork. A 24 hour auction is triggered when the reserve price is met!
One of Ones
A rare, single edition artwork.
Collections
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Edition
Multiple collectors can claim an edition of this artwork. Be quick, these can sell fast!
Mystery Boxes
Take your chances and purchase from a Mystery Box. Multiple open edition artworks have a varying likelihood of being chosen for you - Good luck getting the rare one!
Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffle
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
3 artworks have already been sold! Check them out in the secondary market!
The last 3 artworks are still available for this drop. Check out the artworks below!
A rational system extensively researched, presented before you in the detailed and beautifully complex shapes that could not be otherwise. Peer-reviewed and published in periodicals, foot notes aplenty. Stacks of clever thoughts buried in revery, analogy, and anecdote. All the pleasure of crisply printed essay nestled into a collection of similarly produced clear and systematic ideas.
These are designs stemming from FiveTimesNo series The Soul of Man Under Late Capitalism given a more geometric and decidedly modernist twist. Preceded by other works entitled “marginalia” - these works are more complete ideas, “Dissertations” (figuratively speaking). The eccentric but erudite Professor Melonius labored hard into the night working on these in tandem with his research partner Professor Emeritus Dr. Pentanaux. The designs are meant to feel classic but complicated, combining simple geometry with textured mechanical details that suggest there is more to the subject than first meets the eye.
Auctions
Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!
Collection
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Edition
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Mystery Box
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Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffle
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
Auction
Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!
Collection
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Editions
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Mystery Box
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Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffle
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
Auction
Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!
Collection
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Edition
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Mystery Box
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Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffles
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
Auction
Place your bids on a unique, 1 of 1 artwork. Meeting the reserve price kicks off a timer, so make sure to get offers in before the final 15 minutes expires to extend the timer!
Collections
Mint your randomly generated NFT from a MakersPlace Collection Drop! Traits, rarity, and collectibility is the name of the game.
Limited Edition
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Mystery Box
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Open Edition
We know the price, but don’t know how many will sell! Open Editions are a time limited, fixed price sale opportunity for all collectors to purchase.
Raffle
Enter to win and hopefully you’re chosen! Raffles are a way to (hopefully) get your hands on a free artwork from the featured artist.
sgt_slaughtermelon is a project in creating digital art with glitch aesthetics and wild collage techniques - sometimes using Processing scripts that are altered or coded from scratch - and almost always using some kind of geometric composition. The themes range from cyberpunk to mysticism, low-brow kitsch and absolute pretentious neo-suprematism (as pretentious as you can get with a name like slaughtermelon). Posts are almost always 6500x6500px at 300 dpi, occasionally with deliberately pixellated textures.
The ongoing project includes creating fun lore and silly stories to go with some of the art - with references like Lisa Frank, episodes of Black Mirror or goofy alternate versions of artists and visionaries that only exist in the feverish imagination of the internet.
Hello! I'm Douglas, a mostly self-taught artist originally from the US but now living in Manchester, UK. I love finding beauty in glitched, broken, discarded and incongruous things. I primarily create 3D stills and animations but sometimes still enjoy creating 2D images.