When powering up Spectral Dimension Vision, (or SDV,) it sometimes pays to have a third or even fourth eye. This can counteract the mistakes in dimensional perception that having only one or two eyes can easily lead to, especially when traveling through higher dimensions without a licensed astral travel guide. … (read more)

When powering up Spectral Dimension Vision, (or SDV,) it sometimes pays to have a third or even fourth eye. This can counteract the mistakes in dimensional perception that having only one or two eyes can easily lead to, especially when traveling through higher dimensions without a licensed astral travel guide. If, however, you find yourself with only one or two eyes and a need to cross the spectral realms, all is not lost, as we now offer several different home eyeball implant kits at very reasonable prices---and the risk of going insane from home implants has been drastically reduced! (Now fewer than one in ten will become completely, irreparably insane, and those odds ain't half bad!) So remember, when you need those extra eyes, look to TRAVEL-VISION brand home eyeball implants! The eyes that can see for miles!!! (Actual visual distances for home implanted eyes varies. Product not available in Third Dimensional stores.)

---Richard F. Yates

[P.S. - Drawing is ink on found cardboard with digital embellishments and color.]

[P.P.S - This is the first card in the second series of Crypto-Primitive Trading Cards by Richard F. Yates. He is still enjoying the idea of making cards, so keep your eyes open---there will undoubtedly be more on the way!!!]