There's nothing worse than astral projecting---and ended up somewhere in deep space, especially as a novice, with very little ability to return to your physical body in a timely manner. The blank nothingness of space can cause existential crises in entities who are unprepared for a glimpse of eternity.

Luckily, the … (read more)

There's nothing worse than astral projecting---and ended up somewhere in deep space, especially as a novice, with very little ability to return to your physical body in a timely manner. The blank nothingness of space can cause existential crises in entities who are unprepared for a glimpse of eternity.

Luckily, the Outer Space Projection Agency has recently hired a number of Space Blobs as agents who can monitor vast stretches of nothingness (with their powerful, psychic, blob brains,) and these B.A.s (Blob Agents) frequently find amateur projectors within just a few centuries! (Of course, astral time is slightly different than physical time. No mass and no speed means you ain't got time---you have to have a physical, molecular existence for time to be able to have a physical effect. Astral bodies, as mere thought energy, have no mass, only perception and awareness... But we all know this...)

So, the next time you see a Space Blob, say thanks, on behalf of all the universe weary astral travelers who are no longer going to have to drift through the cosmos for most of eternity before being returned to their bodies! And, remember to support the O.S.P.A.---the prime agency who have been protecting space travelers for as long as space has been travel-able!

(Yeah...that was some SERIOUS nonsense!!!)

---Richard F. Yates

[P.S. This image started life as an ink on paper drawing before getting the digital treatment! Hurrah for digital embellishment!!!]