"Zeno 1 (Modified)" by Richard F. Yates

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Zeno 1 was nervous by disposition, but with Doomsday fast approaching, he knew that it was now or never! He HAD to start his video channel IMMEDIATELY, if the world had any chance at all!!!

With his intrepid sidekick, Saint Dead Boy, Zeno 1 grabbed a pair of magic headphones (with … (read more)

Zeno 1 was nervous by disposition, but with Doomsday fast approaching, he knew that it was now or never! He HAD to start his video channel IMMEDIATELY, if the world had any chance at all!!!

With his intrepid sidekick, Saint Dead Boy, Zeno 1 grabbed a pair of magic headphones (with a microphone attached directly to the headset), and an expensive video capture card, took a deep breath, and prepared----to play a VIDEO GAME! Saint Dead Boy was terrible at games, and he complained a lot, but Zeno 1 thought these NEGATIVE qualities might help his video channel get more attention, so he bought a second magic headset for his buddy to wear. (Zeno 1 knows what he's doing.)

Their first game? Asteroids! And not just ANY Asteroids, but the awful, noisy, crunchy, colorful version for the Atari 2600... It was almost TOO bold of a move, but in these desperate times, Zeno 1 felt he should go BIG or go home...but since he was ALREADY home, it didn't actually matter much, I guess.

The game was tedious and wonderfully annoying. Shoot a rock. The rock breaks. Shoot more rocks. They break. A U.F.O. comes on screen. (EXCITEMENT!) And then more rocks... CRAZY!!! Saint Dead Boy complained because Zeno 1 played for so long before dying. Then he complained because the game was "boring and stupid." That first fateful game lasted nearly 25 minutes before each of them had been killed for the final time...

Then Zeno 1 uploaded the video to his channel...and it happened!

PEACE ON EARTH!
FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL!
ALIENS LANDED AND KISSED PEOPLE ON THE CHEEKS!
CANCER WAS INSTANTLY DESTROYED!

And everyone was happy and had enough food to eat and didn't have to work themselves to death anymore.

THANK YOU, Zeno 1, for your contribution to society!!! (And, naturally, we can't wait to see what happens when he uploads his SECOND video!)

---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)

[P.S. - "Zeno 1 (Modified)" is a digital drawing that I originally created for a Mixer streaming channel that I had planned to start---but I got sidetracked. I took the original thumbnail, enlarged it, and then added some neon definition lines---and now I'm quite happy with the look! Hopefully, it makes you crack a bit of a smile, too! Cheers!]


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