There will come a day when Nicolas Cage will open his third eye for the first time. Suddenly enlightened with the sum of all knowledge and wisdom, there is no way what may may follow this, and your best bet is likely to simply hope to be among the first … (read more)

There will come a day when Nicolas Cage will open his third eye for the first time. Suddenly enlightened with the sum of all knowledge and wisdom, there is no way what may may follow this, and your best bet is likely to simply hope to be among the first to evaporate into the ether.